sarcastic-snowflake:

So every morning I get off the train and start my 20 minute walk to work, and there’s this guy who’s always like 3 steps ahead of me and always beats me to the street corner bc I get stopped by the light and he passes it. but today I was ahead of him for the first time and he RUNS in front of me, turns around and goes “I’ve been winning for 2 months now, can’t stop now, have a good day, see you tomorrow.”  tmrw I swear i’m wearing running shoes to work. 

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gorillamunchies:

why does this make me feel mad

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Very depressed lately

revorednu:

markdoesstuff:

worth every second

Possibly the funniest thing I’ve ever seen

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Anonymous asked:
you're so fucking sexy

thanks!!!!

andrewbreitel:

potayto:

do people really still say me gusta

what

im pretty sure every single spanish speaking person does

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