first rule of fight club

  1. no fightin!…shakira shakiraaa

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Today I went to Subway.

There were these 12 year old boys hanging around. As I got my food and left they were all checking me out like little prepubescent lemurs and one of them said “Can I get your number?” And I turned around and said “Why, you need a babysitter?”


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"That’s the problem with putting others first; you’ve taught them you come second."

read that, again.   (via euqinommonique)

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